I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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