Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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