Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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