Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Just invented taco cereal.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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