he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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