Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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