Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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