is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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