Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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