WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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