My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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