Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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