oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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