How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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