It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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