:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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