Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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