I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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