No awkward lesbian experiences without me
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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