you guys were way drunker than both of me
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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