i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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