The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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