her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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