how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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