Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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