Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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