And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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