Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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