Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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