So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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