i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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