it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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