dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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