We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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