you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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