How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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