Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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