her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We had to coat check the pizza.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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