Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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