someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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