He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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