I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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