You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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