Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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