we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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