shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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