Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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