what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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please come you make the beer taste better
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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