Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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