No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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